Sooo we still have quite a while before the sixth and final season of Schitt’s Creek becomes our regular Netflix && chill programming again. But that doesn’t mean we’ve stopped dreaming about David and Patrick, Moira and John, Alexis and Ted, and Jocelyn and Roland + Stevie, of course. The Rosebud has just started making big changes and putting out good vibes, but even with a major motel makeover, the look still leaves a lot to be desired. That being said, one of our own recently stayed at Oceanpoint Ranch in Cambria, CA and we’d be lying if we said that it didn’t remind us of a totally reimagined, yet still charming version of the mainstay hotel in Schitt’s Creek.
Yes, we’d obvi choose OP over RB.
A million times over. But you get what we mean, right? The motel setup to the one-story-style accommodations, the attempt at rustic chic furnishings to the very-well-accomplished ranch aesthetic with its bold plaids and animal prints, beautifully-restored vaulted wood ceilings and rich leather accents, the humble guest happy hour to the spirited, adult-friendly serve up at the on-site restaurant and general store.
It’s Schitt’s Creek, but like ohhh so fashion.
How our founder described it.
And we quote “Oceanpoint is ridiculously amazing: it's like staying in a cabin across the street from the beach.”
A few things John Rose could take back to the compound…
These upscale, ranch-inspired accommodations in Cambria, CA offer a variety of views and in-room amenities like patios, fireplaces, mini refrigerators, and more. And the ultimate in R&R is right around the corner with their suites, offering fully-equipped kitchens, wood burning fireplaces, bunk beds, and lots of extras...
Patrick definitely brought it when he proposed to David, but what you can do at Oceanpoint is infinitely more luxe. Picnicking in Cambria is one-of-a-kind, and Oceanpoint Ranch is pleased to help you take it to the next level from our sweeping lawns to the shores of Moonstone Beach. You can visit ‘The Canteen’ to build the ultimate picnic experience with your blanket, your basket, your wine, your charcuterie, and your gourmet s’mores. Plus lots more to keep you campfire ready ((mugs, cozy hoodies, trucker hats, they’re all avail for purchase)).
Games that come to play.
Giant Scrabble and plastic bulls that you can ride on and lasso. It’s just so good.
Oh. And the ‘I Do’ scene? This glamping wedding venue in Cambria, CA makes the perfect backdrop. From an intimate woodland ceremony to a larger-than-life outdoor reception, Oceanpoint Ranch invites you to celebrate your way - go country chic with lawn games, twinkle lights, and s'mores or upscale romantic with chandeliers and a string quartet.
Patrick and David take note…
Nope, this wasn’t sponsored. We’re just all kinds of obsessed.